“Coffee To Go.”

 

For Todd there is no such thing as just a voyeur. Stupid admirers definitely! His very existence thrived upon them. Any man caught looking is presumed fair game and I was desperately hoping he had a pre-scheduled victim in his sights or simply wouldn’t see us.

 

My friend Edgar from England saw Todd first. We had just bought cappuccinos in Blenz on Davie and Granville. It was a warm evening in May and we had purposely taken seats with strategic views of the street. Edgar was new to Vancouver. He only had two weeks vacation and was eager to experience the very best in boys it could offer. I should perhaps clarify his criteria of experience. Edgar liked to look. Anything more he deemed too risky. I guess that makes him a voyeur as well as a virgin, some, like Todd, might say, ‘stupid’.

 

Todd of course isn’t his real name. I happened to know it because I still have the green and yellow hospital band he was wearing one night when he turned up on my doorstep seeking a mattress, even if it meant sharing mine. I suspect he had overdosed on crack and, having woken up disoriented on a bed in St.Pauls, wondered why no one was on his back. I knew better than asking for facts. Fantasy and fiction are more Todd’s line. You swallow it, like so much else, in deference to his exquisite beauty and seemingly endless expertise in sex. Besides, you really didn’t want to interrupt him with the social graces of conversation while he was doing better things with his mouth.

 

Considering Edgar’s professed concern about risk taking I regarded his drooling look of lust totally inappropriate. Todd was clearly coming our way. Had he needed a beacon to beckon him into Blenz café, Edgar’s fixed gaze would probably have worked. In hasty desperation I raised the popular topic of dining out later. Edgar likes good food. In fact fine cuisine, which he can afford and I can’t, probably rates for him on a par with the visual delights of pretty toned young men. Just then alas, the one bearing down upon us presented a far more enticing visual feast and nothing I could do or say seemed likely to distract him. Suddenly Todd saw us. It was as if he had caught the scent of my companion’s expensive cologne and homed in on it. He had a nose for money.

 

I wouldn’t want to give the wrong impression; that I didn’t like Todd or hadn’t enjoyed endless hours of loving carnality in his company. But I do take exception to my trusted tricks walking off with DVDs and twenty-dollar bills lifted from the wallet I had forgotten to hide. Having to instigate a strip search after sex is somewhat counter productive. I braced myself for a frigid reunion, but was well aware Todd would brazen it out for the sake of a new conquest.

 

Of course the absurdity of the situation was the fact both Edgar and Todd were ideal for each other. I was likely to be the only casualty of the occasion with my already denuded ego further stripped. Todd could care less about actually getting laid! He’d settle adeptly for a few minutes of your time with a little money up front and a promised rendezvous later. He might even keep the promise, though that would depend upon his crack head clearing in the meantime and no other fleeting client crossing his path. It was all about the next fix. Long-term aspirations were always tactical manoeuvres. Todd was the kind of tantalisingly eye-candy tasted only in small samples, and punishingly paid for over protracted periods.

 

I have to concede it’s hard to resist Todd’s beautifully honed charm and winning good looks. He is half Jamaican and half some exotic mix of Native American with a dash of Spanish. He has the longest natural eyelashes I have ever seen, and that includes camels. Men and women turn their heads in the jet stream of his passing, though in fairness to Todd, I do believe he has never been to bed with a woman. Amazingly, for one who shuns the gym, he has the perfect proportions of a miniature athlete. He is only five feet four and one can’t help looking down on him in a disturbingly paternal way. His mother threw him out at sixteen, the moment she discovered he was gay. He has survived the past six years harvesting the streets of downtown Vancouver.

 

Edgar was delighted when Todd introduced himself. I mentioned we had already met. I enquired whether he had watched any good films lately. He smiled coyly in my direction and deftly apologized for having borrowed my DVDs, without asking. I expressed my unexpected pleasure at the implied prospect of their return and with these niceties out of his way Todd lavished his attention on my friend.

“My dear boy,” Edgar was saying, and I sat back simply to watch, “would you like something to drink?”

 

I experienced a mild shock at the realization I had no idea what Todd might like. In all the accumulated time he had spent in my apartment I had never known him waste any on quenching his thirst. But a cup of coffee, to go, seemed to satisfy his immediate needs and he nuzzled into the sofa next to Edgar, their respective left and right legs colluding. This was a little daring for Edgar, especially in Blenz, even if it does flaunt the rainbow flag on its door.

 

Sitting opposite the two of them was a little disconcerting. There was too much of me in Edgar to escape painful comparisons and right now I thought he looked a little preposterous. I rather hoped my English accent had toned-down a few notches and that I wasn’t sinking in to the seat quite as heavy as he seemed to be doing. Behind the two of them I couldn’t help noticing a mid-twenties couple curiously eyeing this incongruous pair. Their conversation had suddenly ceased as they tried to tune in.

 

‘Well Todd,” Edgar was saying, ‘what is it you do?’

 

I seriously hoped he wouldn’t answer honestly then relaxed with the realization he hardly ever did. Todd smiled and his beautiful big baby eyes looked softly in to Edgar’s rather too rosy face.

“I like going to the cinema and reading.’

‘In to the Arts, are we?’ exclaimed Edgar. ‘How delightful!’

“Perhaps we could take in a movie sometime,’ said Todd.

 

I choked on my cappuccino. He had never once offered to take in a movie with me. How would he manage his crack, Edgar and the confines of a cinema seat at the same time?

“Actually,’ continued Todd, ‘ I was hoping to see ‘Farenheight 9/11’ this evening but I seem to be out of funds at the moment.”

I think a little scowl must have registered on my face. Todd acknowledged it with a slightly mischievous smile. He was winning hands down and I knew what was coming next. Edgar jumped in!

“As it happens I have nothing planned for this evening. Perhaps we could go together?”

Edgar turned to me.

“But I think you’re doing something aren’t you dear?”

 

Edgar’s speculation as to my evening’s activities had an irritating tone of command and momentarily shifted my conflicting loyalties. I despaired of coming to his rescue and, for good measure and possible future credibility, pitched in for Todd.

“Actually, you’re quite right Edgar, I must forego the pleasure of Todd’s company. At least tonight! Perhaps he should buy the tickets in advance?”

 

Todd smiled appreciatively, at me. Twenty dollars should have covered it but it was his lucky day. Edgar only had fifties. We watched the pretty boy wander away, almost skipping I thought. Edgar was smiling and I decided to leave him in his happy state of voyeur’s bliss, sipping a cappuccino in Blenz, on the corner of Davie and Granville. There was, after all, that ‘something’ which would occupy me all evening. The couple talked again as I left, taking Todd’s untouched ‘coffee to go’ with me.

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